So I thought it would be a good time to share some classic church humor.
You have probably seen these before, but every time I run across them they make me smile...
Kids' prayers overheard....
Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.
Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.
And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason was sobbing on the ride home.
Dad: What's wrong, Jason.
Jason: That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys.
A Sunday school teacher was walking with her class to a church service.
Teacher: And why should we be quiet in church?
Smartest lil girl in the class: Because people are sleeping.
A mom was making pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys were arguing over who would get the first pancake.
Mom: If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.
Kevin: Ryan, you be Jesus!
A dad was walking on the the beach with his four-year-old son when they came across a dead seagull.
Son: Daddy, what happened to him?
Dad: He died and went to Heaven.
Son: So why's he here? Did God throw him back down?